Wednesday, December 10, 2008

How big is the tree?

So here's a picture of a tree. It's from Becca's blog.

For some reason, it looks small. Here's a picture of the same tree, from Kyle's blog:

It reaches the ceiling! It's got at least 18 inches on Kyle. But here's a third picture of the same tree, from my blog:

How big is it really?

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

A brand called Alan

Things to tell interviewers and future employers:

Alan is the Jet Li of communication, and he will do anything for money.

Alan kicks butts frequently and in large quanities, "kicks butts" meaning "does things."

Alan will have your job within the year if he wants it.

Alan is dependable, and can accurately quote Sponge Bob episodes.

Alan finds satisfaction in complacency and relentless mediocrity.

Alan is better than you are; hire him immediately. Immediately!

Chuck Norris wears Alan Broadbent pajamas.

Alan understands if you don't really want to hire him.

Yes, I wrote these in class.

Monday, December 1, 2008

No hood!

I didn't put the hood up today. Big mistake. Here's what I saw:

Yep. Oprah. Ruined my day.