Monday, June 25, 2007

Imagine my joy

I saw some ugly birds today. I decided that they could only be uglier if their heads looked like Hugh Grant.

ring around the rosie
a pocket full of posies
aw shiz
aw shiz
we all fall down.

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Things That Matter vs. Stupid Stuff

I'm blogging right now instead of sleeping. Blogging matters less than sleep.

I have to wake up tomorrow and get going on a bunch of stuff that matters. Then come home and do stupid stuff.

Classes matter too. But stupid stuff is more fun.

I was cleaning today and I found an item made by a person at a time when I thought it mattered.

It was a cd. And I thought it mattered. A bunch of stupid stuff replaced the stuff that mattered.

Stupid stuff sucks.

Matter is relative. What matters to one person is stupid stuff to another. Everything that matters to me is stupid stuff to someone else. Guaranteed.

Some things matter so much that I don't care who thinks it's stupid stuff. They matter.

Matter is absolute. Here's a shout-out to all those who do things that matter, even if others see it as stupid stuff. Whoop whoop.

Stupid stuff is stupid though.

If I had a prosthetic leg I would try to trick people.

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Things that suck

The current count is at 5,633. Wow! A lot of things suck!

A few select items:

Smelly apartments
Not liking what everyone else likes
Getting clean things dirty
Making dirty things clean

that spells SNGMUR. That, rearranged, spells MR. GUNS. And that's me.