Alan's next adventure?

I've heard from more than one person that there are programs and templates out there that allow any ol' average Joe to make a comic strip like unto mine. I assure you that all(read: both) of Alan's Adventures were painstakingly created pixel by pixel using MS paint(among other things).

I tell ya, though, it sure discourages me from making any new adventures, because I COULD be using a comic strip creator. I wanted to create something unique and not-easily-creatable. Maybe I could switch to montages?

People tend to write things that have happened on their blogs. Here is something that has happened:

I threw down fifty bucks at that grocery store! I've never spend so much on groceries!

Note that if your finger slips while typing BLOGGER you may accidentally type BOOGER.

Not a big deal

If I treat a waaaaay overdue post like a big deal, then I'm surrendering to the idea that people have been long expecting one. So this is just a placeholder. It's the hammer that you throw into the ocean before you hit the water so that the surface tension doesn't kill you. In my next post, I'll have already broken the sabbatical, so it won't be a big deal. Just another post. As for now, here's a picture I whipped up specifically for this post.